AriesZahhak

Apr 12

twistedtorture:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

I don’t have a favorite post on Tumblr, I don’t have things that I ‘always’ reblog.

But this is one thing I love seeing on my dash, I love having it on my blog, it really helps to calm me down and its amazing.

Apr 12

This gif will always crack me up….. :)

Apr 12

lampsu:

have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

Apr 12
Apr 12

2-like-syd-leroux:

If I got up in front of my school and sang this at an event, would you guys still love me?

Apr 12

bleeding-r0b0tic-hearts:

(1/25 Favorite  Homestuck Characters)

Aradia Megido

"we have to be prepared to die a thousand deaths before our quest is complete”

Apr 12

On the subject of absurdity.

  • Other people: do you really believe Kurt and Blaine are gonna make it? I mean, it's Glee, anything could happen.
  • Me: I once watched a triple X film because it was a Flintstone parody and I simply had to know how absurd it was. It was pretty absurd, like magically so. I fell in love I think, I wanted to order a copy to share with my friends so we could revel in the sheer absurdity of it. Yes, Bam Bam and Pebbles do happen, and yes the phrase "Bam Bam" is used far too literally. It ends with Fred, Barney and their families having a hallmark moment because it turns out the sexy cake decorator isn't having an affair with Wilma (he'd rather have a gay old time with Fred ( his words, actually not mine)). It's the type of movie you can't puzzle out how it came to exist. Who sat down and decided the Flintsones would make good porn? Why is that Barney impersonator so spot on and what was running through his mind when he took that job? How does he sleep at night? How does he live with his regret and how will I live with the shame of having seen it?
  • Other people: ...
  • Me: A world where Kurt Hummel isn't made for Blaine Anderson makes as much actual sense as a Flintstone triple X feature.
Apr 12

theotakuchan:

Guess what I found on the internet…

…kills me every time XD

Apr 12
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Apr 12
stephich:

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
Apr 12

frikadeller:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

tehfawx:

mr-egbutt:

whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

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Mildly jealous and slightly aroused? Okay, then we’re all good.

See this is actually really helpful and informative but I need to take a minute because of all these beefcakes.

THE DOCTOR AT THE END THO’?????

THE DOCTOR

I CAN’T

Apr 12

martinluigi:

This is what I try to explain to straight people.